Of Reality bites and Reelity bites.

1 more scandal!1 more reality show participant making national headlines..but this time..it's a win nor is it a loss.It's more of accepting the euphemism (if i may call it)of a defeat.Or should I say criticism..can we all handle it in the right way?Without taking any names,I would like to recall a certain reality show winners..but neah..I don't seem to remember their names?Gosh is my memory weak????Am I losing it?Or didn't they show up the party circuit for the last few months.Neah they might have not thrown a party in their o-my-gawd-it's-so-gorgeous penthouse worth like 10crores or maybe?Or else they might have not worn underwears designed by Gucci.

Long back in school my pa used to always tell me,"beta just because people say never participate to win,it's also true that people don't remember losers,only the winners are honoured."But do we really remember all the *winners*?????How many people who read this might be able to recollect who Lymriana D'souza is.Have you heard the name Sandhya Chibb???Who are these 2 ladies?Lolz, they both were the winners of the Miss India contests.But yeah are we really remembering them?Reality shows like,Indian Idol,Nach Baliye,Big Boss,Sa Re Ga Ma Pa etc etc have been a lot in the news lately.Firstly I doubt their authencity as in I truly find them to be rigged.The channel owners have been playing the parochial card for a long time and they continue doing so.The tears,the laughs,the smiles,the words of advice,the criticisms are all fake as their eyelashes.There's more to it what is hidden behind the umpteen layers of make-up.I bet the cell-fone companies must be all laughing at the way the viewers voted their favourite contestants and h0w they were left with their money wasted on smsing them.So even if a contestant,was he or she the only who really *won*??????The cell-fone companies won a hell-lota profit,the channel owners gained publicity,the judges were all oh-yes-I-always-saw-potential-in-him/her-was-a-winner-throughout!And about the price money of 1crore...how long do you think it will take for 1crore to be all spent out in a place like Mumbai?

Coming back...the way these competitions are judged..*junta ke haath,main faisla*ARey to yeh judges kyun baithe hai?Seat garam karne ke liye???A few of their words of being critical*tumhari awaaz main woh damak nahi hai(arey awaz main kaise hogi damak,woh to daaton ko honi chahiye)*tum aur mehanat karo,tumhari awaz thodi nazuk hai,jara aur energy lao performance main*(mr/miss/ms. judge ji,kya aapne school main physics nahi padha?energy ko create bhi nahi kar sakte aur usko destroy bhi nahi kar sakte,Usko to sirf ek form se dusre form main convert kiya jaa sakta hai.Aur agar main apni energy bajuwale ko de -du to wohi yeh competition jeetega.)The winners are usually hailing from small towns(nothing against them)but what could be a bigger example of parochial politics?Isn't this a mockery of a great art of music.Isn't this a mockery of talent?What I really hated was the way the contestants were criticized.I wanted to ask a certain if he really came out of his mother's womb singing.Singing is a talent which you have to develop and practice over a long period of time.But can 3 people really decide your fate?Can they be the ultimate judges of your talent or would you still depend on a country of 1 billion people(which includes people being illiterate,living below the poverty line,living in insurgency areas)to make a judgement on your talent?Contd in part 2!coming sooon!

Errrr..not so clean..

Moral police go away!This stuff is not for you!kids,teens don't blame me if you get whacked from ur folks for reading this!For all dos middle-aged and senior citizens..my blog is not meant to incite hidden feelings!


Well most of us do find porn yucky...but yeah I find it interesting.It seems like a totally new subject to do a small research n go yak-yak.According to my boyfriend he finds this habbit of mine watching weird porn a bit weird in itself,but what the heck it's not like i watch something untrue or is it????I recently increased my internet bandwidth and went on a downloading spree,and my friend who was coming over for a nightover told me download some porn(a gal..and no i m not a lesbian or a bisexual)for some timepass.I went on a porn downl0ading rampage and downloaded almost 2-3 in each category.I also ended up downloading what my bf calls as *chakka porn*(it shows transexuals and hermaphrodites having sex)and I learnt a new term*mangina*(a guy having a vagina is called as a vagina).Now what could have been more educating than this?Never in my life of 20 yrs and 6 months had I seen anything like that before,and also I had never heard this term before.I was surprised to know that such people also do exist in the world and the word is not even listed in the dictionaries.I had to search a lot on the internet to find what it meant exactly.But yeah,I mean what the heck..anything and everything is possible in the world of porn.


Now according my study and a bit of survey I have drawn a few conclusions regarding the porn..

1)All the ladies have like wow!!so perfect bodies!not a scar,not a blemish,no pimples,no stretchmarks..err in short something lesser than a skin made of porcelain.

2)It's ok to have silicon implants and it seems from college going teens to middle aged women all of them have them.(yikes..pornstars do make a lot of moolah)

3)No what your job is or no matter where you are going..you have to wear very very high heels and wear slutty lingerie beneath your clothes which also have to be very revealing.

4)You have to do makeup that makes you look like a drag-queen and your nails have to be very very long..and err we do see them going in different places.
(Ouch!)

5)Piercings umm..well have to be done in the strangest of places.Err did i forget to mention that in a porn the word pain doesn't really exist.

6)No matter what the plot of the movie is..the cast members have to end up having sex.(actually porn promotes the quality of dignity of labour..yeah anyone and everyone ends up having sex.)

7)Everyone in the porn movie has to be a bisexual.

8)You have to be very noisy while having sex and if someone hears you or walks on you having sex..you have to have sex with them as well.

9)The most ugliest and the geekiest of men and women also don't have to beg for sex.

10)The men always have clean shaven bodies and ermm certain things ermm ermm that are like too big and very hard to believe.

11)Talking about hair well body hair is just a myth in porn whether men or women.

12)The women are never too tired or sick for sex.And they don't menstruate.

13)The more dirtier a porn video is,the more sick it makes you and the more the actors and actresses seem to enjoy it.

14)Men are never impotent.Period.

15)You have to narrate what you are doing if you are an actor/actresse.

16)The most widely used words in a porn are YEAH BABY.

17)Spanking is not considered to be a torture.(now did i forget to mention even torture is kind of enjoyed?????)

18)If you find your partner cheating on you with your friend,you don't have to get pissed of them..instead join the 2 of them in having sex.

19)If someone catches you naked(almost in any available place in this world)you don't have to feel shy or make them go away..instead you should make them to have sex with you.

20)And last..but not the least..Everyone end's up being satisfied.The reason?Everyone gets an orgasm.


Well pheww!That was it!!

MISCONCEPTIONS

Dear friends since the past couple of years since I have openly declared that I am a feminist and a feminism supporter,I have received many views,opinions about it.At first I took all of them very lightly,but now I wish to bring it to light to many people what feminism is and what is not feminism.


BEING A FEMINIST DOESN'T MEAN
-YOU ARE A LESBIAN
-YOU HATE ALL MEN
-YOU ARE UGLY
-YOU HAVE BEEN DITCHED OR DUMPED BY MORE THAN 1 GUY
-YOU ARE ANTI-MEN
-YOU ARE ASEXUAL
-YOU BELIEVE IN AMAZONIA
-YOU BELIEVE THAT ALL MEN SHOULD BE KICKED IN THEIR BALLS
-YOU BELIEVE THAT ALL MEN SHOULD BE CASTRATED
-YOU WANT ALL THE MEN TO BE KILLED AND THIS SHOULD BE A WOMEN'S ONLY WORLD
-YOU DON'T WEAR BRAS(BRA BURNING WAS DONE BY CONTEMPORARY FEMINISTS,IT IS NOT PRACTICED ANY MORE)
-YOU BELIEVE IN REMAINING A VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
-YOU CHOOSE CAREER OVER MOTHERHOOD
-YOU PREFER DATING A HERMAPHRODITE OVER A MAN
-YOU BASH-UP EVERY GUY WHOM YOU SEE.
-YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GUY AND START BEHAVING LIKE ONE(CROSSDRESSING)
-YOU CONSPIRE TO ASSASINATE EKTA KAPOOR






WHAT FEMINISM IS

-YOU BELIEVE IN EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BOTH THE SEXES
-YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN TERMS LIKE FAIRER SEX OR STRONGER SEX
-YOU STAND UP TO VIOLENCE,SEXUAL ABUSE OR ANY OTHER CRIME COMMITTED AGAINST YOU
-YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
-YOU BELIEVE IN FOLLOWING UNCONVENTIONAL METHODS OR WAYS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
-YOU BELIEVE IN BEING INDEPENDANT IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE
-YOU BELIEVE BALANCING BOTH A CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD
-YOU HAVE ACCEPTED HOW AND WHAT YOU ARE
-YOU TAKE EVERY CHALLENGE IN YOUR STRIDE