Errrr..not so clean..

Moral police go away!This stuff is not for you!kids,teens don't blame me if you get whacked from ur folks for reading this!For all dos middle-aged and senior citizens..my blog is not meant to incite hidden feelings!


Well most of us do find porn yucky...but yeah I find it interesting.It seems like a totally new subject to do a small research n go yak-yak.According to my boyfriend he finds this habbit of mine watching weird porn a bit weird in itself,but what the heck it's not like i watch something untrue or is it????I recently increased my internet bandwidth and went on a downloading spree,and my friend who was coming over for a nightover told me download some porn(a gal..and no i m not a lesbian or a bisexual)for some timepass.I went on a porn downl0ading rampage and downloaded almost 2-3 in each category.I also ended up downloading what my bf calls as *chakka porn*(it shows transexuals and hermaphrodites having sex)and I learnt a new term*mangina*(a guy having a vagina is called as a vagina).Now what could have been more educating than this?Never in my life of 20 yrs and 6 months had I seen anything like that before,and also I had never heard this term before.I was surprised to know that such people also do exist in the world and the word is not even listed in the dictionaries.I had to search a lot on the internet to find what it meant exactly.But yeah,I mean what the heck..anything and everything is possible in the world of porn.


Now according my study and a bit of survey I have drawn a few conclusions regarding the porn..

1)All the ladies have like wow!!so perfect bodies!not a scar,not a blemish,no pimples,no stretchmarks..err in short something lesser than a skin made of porcelain.

2)It's ok to have silicon implants and it seems from college going teens to middle aged women all of them have them.(yikes..pornstars do make a lot of moolah)

3)No what your job is or no matter where you are going..you have to wear very very high heels and wear slutty lingerie beneath your clothes which also have to be very revealing.

4)You have to do makeup that makes you look like a drag-queen and your nails have to be very very long..and err we do see them going in different places.
(Ouch!)

5)Piercings umm..well have to be done in the strangest of places.Err did i forget to mention that in a porn the word pain doesn't really exist.

6)No matter what the plot of the movie is..the cast members have to end up having sex.(actually porn promotes the quality of dignity of labour..yeah anyone and everyone ends up having sex.)

7)Everyone in the porn movie has to be a bisexual.

8)You have to be very noisy while having sex and if someone hears you or walks on you having sex..you have to have sex with them as well.

9)The most ugliest and the geekiest of men and women also don't have to beg for sex.

10)The men always have clean shaven bodies and ermm certain things ermm ermm that are like too big and very hard to believe.

11)Talking about hair well body hair is just a myth in porn whether men or women.

12)The women are never too tired or sick for sex.And they don't menstruate.

13)The more dirtier a porn video is,the more sick it makes you and the more the actors and actresses seem to enjoy it.

14)Men are never impotent.Period.

15)You have to narrate what you are doing if you are an actor/actresse.

16)The most widely used words in a porn are YEAH BABY.

17)Spanking is not considered to be a torture.(now did i forget to mention even torture is kind of enjoyed?????)

18)If you find your partner cheating on you with your friend,you don't have to get pissed of them..instead join the 2 of them in having sex.

19)If someone catches you naked(almost in any available place in this world)you don't have to feel shy or make them go away..instead you should make them to have sex with you.

20)And last..but not the least..Everyone end's up being satisfied.The reason?Everyone gets an orgasm.


Well pheww!That was it!!